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Posted on February 16, 2011 by Bob Woodward
LAKE KATRINE — 22-year art major, Henry B. Pfeffer, was charged with attempted murder after stabbing a female patient, and fellow Bard student, sources say was Katherine Blake in the chest at the Northeast Center for Special Care. Fellow Bard student, Henry B. Pfeffer, a local of Rhinebeck, was found in possession of a weapon on [...]
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Posted on February 15, 2011 by jbgoodman
Vegetarian and sometime-singer Natalie Merchant will give a benefit concert at Bard College in Annandale March 5. Merchant will perform with The Bard College Conservatory of Music Orchestra at The Richard B. Fisher Center for the Performing Arts (the Big Fish). Proceeds from ticket sales will benefit the Conservatory’s scholarship fund. Merchant, a Hudson Valley [...]
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Posted on February 15, 2011 by Wesley Leland
WHAT CAN I WRITE? Anything concerning the school, coverage of events, or related to Bard College. You can post anything from political articles to self-made porn videos to critiques of how some rooms in olin are frigid while others are like saunas. Just keep in mind all news needs to relate to the college in [...]
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Posted on February 8, 2011 by Leon Botstein
ANNANDALE – A 20-year-old female Bard College student is in St. Francis Hospital in Poughkeepsie after being struck while walking on Annandale Road Monday night. The road, which has several crosswalks, is constantly populated by Bard students attempting to see a show at Smog or head to their friend’s for their latest ‘dinner party.’ State [...]
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Posted on February 5, 2011 by Leon Botstein
The Bard Tribune, campuses’ most trusted news source has reported on the college’s links to terrorist organizations in the past, but nothing has surfaced before such as these recent revelations made be various groups. Bard College is a small idyllic liberal arts college located near Annendale-on-the-Hudson in New York State. A shining star for Bard [...]
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Posted on January 27, 2011 by Mort Zuckerman
LUDLOW – Bard has known many regional drug dealers in its long substance-addled history. The school provides fine business for local entrepreneurs of the darkened alley variety. Whether it is Skull, the infamous long-standing handler operating just beyond the reaches of the DoSO and local authorities. But recently a development has occurred in the world [...]
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Posted on January 19, 2011 by Grantland Rice
THROGGS NECK, N.Y. – The Raptors -– A team most likely named by an ornithologist who omitted the first two words that legitimizes a specific sub-species of the Bald Eagle leaving one to assume a dinosauric reference — lost yet another game yesterday. When Senior Quamel Lyerly (Inwood, N.Y./Lawrence) led all players with 23 points and 10 [...]
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Posted on December 15, 2010 by Samuel L. Clemens
PRESIDENT’S HOUSE – Theories about the citizenship of Leon Botstein continue to surface; these theories reject the legitimacy of the United States citizenship of President Leon Botstein or his eligibility to be President of Bard College. The most popular of these theories allege that Botstein was born in Switzerland, not New York, leading many to believe [...]
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Posted on December 11, 2010 by Bob Woodward
A picture doesn’t lie — the steal-and-plastic Kline shuttle seating structure is hideous, dominating Bard’s Campus Road like some twisted North Korean version of what a bus stop should look like. Not that you would be able to tell from the official cartooned bard map — the shuttle stop is such an eyesore, the Communist [...]
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Posted on November 26, 2010 by John Brown
BARD COLLEGE- With finals dawning on the student body and winter intersession in t-minus three weeks, students on campus are more and more excited to finally go home and take a nice, month and a half, break from school; but this year while the upper-classmen are cleaning out liquor stores at home the freshman are [...]
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